Quote from My Boyfriend

 Vs. 

Anthony Bourdain imparts this load of wisdom when he admirable attempts to describe a sandwich that was made in a "restaurant" inside a liquor store in sunny San Francisco.
After discovering the five pound burger, which included sausage, egg, cheese AND a hotdog, was being finished off with slices of fresh avocado:

...Mama said, ya know, never eat anything bigger than your head.  

But I think we’re approaching Giada de 

Laurentiis’ size head.  Big f*cking head.